Ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of all of the names we have for the vulva, vagina, vajayjay, etc.?
Easing my way back into blogging after a long break, don’t you worry, I’ve got you covered.
Behold: a mega list of names for lady parts.
Fanny
Flesh cavern
Down There
Carpet
Bits
The great divide
Vag
Punani
Cherry
Huhu
Downstairs
Lust-Labyrinth
Pussy
Cooter
Foof
Honey pot
Lady Bits
Amuse-bouche (French: mouth-delight)
Minge
Private Parts
Lovebox
Cookie
Love canal
Vajayjay
Almond
Vagine
Tuna taco
Whisker biscuit
Foo Foo
Flower
Pink taco
Chocha
Beef curtains
Oyster
Muff
Privates
Cream pie
Black hole of calcutta
Venus trap
Farfallina
Beaver
Crotch
Fur burger
Mumu
Pleasure grotto
Sugar snail
Nunny
Girly Bits
Orchid
Lady Parts
Furry taco
References:
Lloyds Pharmacy: Vajajay wordplay: the most popular vagina euphemisms we use to beat around the bush
The Profile Brotherhood: The complete vagina nickname list
The Female Company: The 50 most creative names for your vagina
Thought Catalogue: All The Slang Words For Vagina You Need To Know
Of course, we both know that there are many more amorous and cute names for the female fanny.
Today was a light sprinkling.
Have I missed some? Please do let me know in the comments!
Ta ta for now,
Lexi Rose
Xx
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