The Musings of a Naughty English Rose…
The Musings of a Naughty English Rose…
Let me set the scene. A few weeks ago, I decided to order a new phone for my ‘side business’. This was due to my old ‘smart’ ‘work phone’ struggling to handle any video social media, crashing constantly, and generally being a bit crap. At the time, I thought I was asking a bit too […]
Ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of all of the names we have for the penis, pee-pee, trouser snake, etc.? Read my compilation of nicknames for the vajayjay here, if you’re interested. Like before, behold, here is a mega list I’ve compiled of all of the names we have for the humble schlong. Anaconda […]
Have you ever wondered how you should converse with an escort? Oh, don’t you worry. I’ve got you covered. If you struggle with conversational skills, Auntie Lexi has got ya. Here’s not what to do: Don’t get me wrong: he knew I wrote a blog and that equals bonus browny points. But, when I asked […]
Hi all, Firstly, yes, I’m still alive, incase you were wondering. Secondly, I’ve really struggled to even log in to WordPress and my hosting (how I run this blog), let alone write a blog post. Before, I’d log in daily to check out page views, read and reply to comments, find inspiration for blog posts, […]