Ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of all of the names we have for the penis, pee-pee, trouser snake, etc.?
Read my compilation of nicknames for the vajayjay here, if you’re interested.
Like before, behold, here is a mega list I’ve compiled of all of the names we have for the humble schlong.
Anaconda
Antenna
Appendage
Beef whistle
Broccoli spear
Captain Birdseye
Cock
Custard launcher
Dick
Ding dong
Excaliber
Hammer
Joystick
Knob
Leaky hose
Love length
Meat and two veg
Member
Nether rod
One-eyed wander weasel
Package
Peen
Pencil
Pork sword
Sexcaliber
Shaft
Soldier
The lieutenant
Trouser snake
Uncle John
Undercover brother
Wang
Weiner
Womb raider
Okay.
I could carry on all night with these 😂
Sources:
+800 Nicknames for Penis: A Comprehensive List for Different Ways to Call a Penis
Let me know if you want part two of either!
Much love,
Lexi Rose
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