A Selection of Spam Comments I Get Daily

Now that I have a working laptop again, I can finally delve into the deep dark realms of this blog in all of its nerdy, script-based, plug-in glory.

As I may have mentioned before, this blog runs the WordPress software hosted by an adult-friendly provider. Hence why I have to be careful about certain topics.

WordPress is the titan of blogging platforms, one that has been around for decades (21 years to be exact). My first ever -atrocious- blog from 2010 ran through WordPress, and, over the years, I’ve learned a lot about HTML, JavaScript and the background workings of websites.

Having a laptop means I can do things with WordPress and this blog that you just can’t do on a tablet or phone. The tech-savvy reading this will know that the Windows/Mac operating systems aren’t the same as tablets/phones.

I receive genuine comments through the app I have on my phone, and can reply. However, I don’t get to see any of the spam comments that come through daily.

As such, I decided to delve into the cesspool that is ‘spam comments’ received on the blog. Probably won’t do that again.

But, I thought you might like a bit of an insight into the types of spam comments I receive. They are all done through bots nowadays, and you can’t blame the maker of said bot for trying. But, have a laugh with me.

Here are the top 10 comments I’ve received that WordPress has so helpfully filtered into spam:

I don’t really care
Ta very much!
Nah, I’m good, thanks! Maybe re-read the article…
Then read!
Cheers, but I’ve read 10+ of this exact comment
I’m good
Then ask.
Gotta hate a duplicate comment!
Sorry?
Oooooh. A link. I must click on it immediately.
No idea
Very insightful comment.
Maybe if you actually browsed my website you’d find related content. I make it very easy to do!
Not sure what ‘OD’ means
Crème de la crème comment
And, finally, just some more spam comments and the ‘people’ that commented.

So, as you can see, I definitely will not be looking at the ‘spam comments’ section ever again.

Also, just to be clear, any genuine comment left by you, a real person, never gets flagged as spam. The WordPress system is pretty clever. I try to respond to every comment left by you, my readers. I love reading your thoughts and suggestions!

Anyway.

Happy Friday and hope you have a fab weekend!

Toodle-do,

Lexi Rose xx

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