The Musings of a Naughty English Rose…
The Musings of a Naughty English Rose…
Let me set the scene. A few weeks ago, I decided to order a new phone for my ‘side business’. This was due to my old ‘smart’ ‘work phone’ struggling to handle any video social media, crashing constantly, and generally being a bit crap. At the time, I thought I was asking a bit too […]
Good evening all, This blog post has been inspired by recent events that has finally pushed me to put words-to-screen! Firstly, I’d like to say thank you to everyone that has been reading the blog, readers both old and new. As always, the feedback has been so positive and I’m really glad about that! Also, […]
Do you play in your daily life? What says “playtime” to you? This WordPress prompt piqued my interest, you can probably understand why. So. Do I ‘play’ in my daily life? There are a bunch of variables that I need to first break down. I first want to break down the word ‘play’. The word […]
Now that I have a working laptop again, I can finally delve into the deep dark realms of this blog in all of its nerdy, script-based, plug-in glory. As I may have mentioned before, this blog runs the WordPress software hosted by an adult-friendly provider. Hence why I have to be careful about certain topics. […]
Ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of all of the names we have for the penis, pee-pee, trouser snake, etc.? Read my compilation of nicknames for the vajayjay here, if you’re interested. Like before, behold, here is a mega list I’ve compiled of all of the names we have for the humble schlong. Anaconda […]
Have you ever wondered how you should converse with an escort? Oh, don’t you worry. I’ve got you covered. If you struggle with conversational skills, Auntie Lexi has got ya. Here’s not what to do: Don’t get me wrong: he knew I wrote a blog and that equals bonus browny points. But, when I asked […]
Ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of all of the names we have for the vulva, vagina, vajayjay, etc.? Easing my way back into blogging after a long break, don’t you worry, I’ve got you covered. Behold: a mega list of names for lady parts. Fanny Flesh cavern Down There Carpet Bits The great […]
Hi all, Firstly, yes, I’m still alive, incase you were wondering. Secondly, I’ve really struggled to even log in to WordPress and my hosting (how I run this blog), let alone write a blog post. Before, I’d log in daily to check out page views, read and reply to comments, find inspiration for blog posts, […]
Since I’ve been struggling to put hyperthetical pen to paper in this virtual space on the net, I thought I’d play around with video again! I’ve made a shortened version of part 1 of my short erotica series (that seems to not be turning out to be that short afterall!). Read part 1 here, or […]
To try and inspire myself (it’s been a struggle recently), I decided to re-read the comments on an older post. It was the one where I asked you, my amazing readers, to comment with any questions you had. You can read it here: The 411: Ask Me Anything. If you fancied reading my response to […]