The Musings of a Naughty English Rose…
The Musings of a Naughty English Rose…
Let me set the scene. A few weeks ago, I decided to order a new phone for my ‘side business’. This was due to my old ‘smart’ ‘work phone’ struggling to handle any video social media, crashing constantly, and generally being a bit crap. At the time, I thought I was asking a bit too […]
I have a question I’d like to ask you! Thanks to a recent reader, Patreon has been suggested as a way for readers of my blog to connect and *possibly* gift/support my writing. But, it’s all very new to me and I know little to nothing about it. However, I have been looking for a […]
Now that I have a working laptop again, I can finally delve into the deep dark realms of this blog in all of its nerdy, script-based, plug-in glory. As I may have mentioned before, this blog runs the WordPress software hosted by an adult-friendly provider. Hence why I have to be careful about certain topics. […]
Ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of all of the names we have for the penis, pee-pee, trouser snake, etc.? Read my compilation of nicknames for the vajayjay here, if you’re interested. Like before, behold, here is a mega list I’ve compiled of all of the names we have for the humble schlong. Anaconda […]
Ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of all of the names we have for the vulva, vagina, vajayjay, etc.? Easing my way back into blogging after a long break, don’t you worry, I’ve got you covered. Behold: a mega list of names for lady parts. Fanny Flesh cavern Down There Carpet Bits The great […]
Hi all, Firstly, yes, I’m still alive, incase you were wondering. Secondly, I’ve really struggled to even log in to WordPress and my hosting (how I run this blog), let alone write a blog post. Before, I’d log in daily to check out page views, read and reply to comments, find inspiration for blog posts, […]
Dear reader, First of all, I’d like to wish all of my amazing readers, commenters and subscribers a fantastic new year ahead. The positive feedback has meant a huge amount, and has kept me writing and sharing. I hope the next year ahead brings you everything you want and need. Whether it’s peace, money, a […]
It’s currently Christmas Eve and I’ve watched two Christmas films whilst enjoying lap time with the cat and a few vodkas. Tomorrow I’ll be driving to see my mum, brother and step-dad for a nice Christmas dinner. Other than that, it’s a relaxing time off for me! So far, since starting the blog, I’ve written […]
Since I’ve been struggling to put hyperthetical pen to paper in this virtual space on the net, I thought I’d play around with video again! I’ve made a shortened version of part 1 of my short erotica series (that seems to not be turning out to be that short afterall!). Read part 1 here, or […]
To try and inspire myself (it’s been a struggle recently), I decided to re-read the comments on an older post. It was the one where I asked you, my amazing readers, to comment with any questions you had. You can read it here: The 411: Ask Me Anything. If you fancied reading my response to […]