Life as an escort and sex blogger involves many mundane activities.
This little space on the net has been created for the times when I want to share silly, and often irrelevant details to my life.
I want you to experience (whether you care to read, or not) the minor and insignificant details of my everyday life.
Oh, and also, social media doesn’t tend to like adult content so at the very least, this can be my surrogate social media feed for you all. I’m so smart 😅
Strap yourself in, because you’re in for a wild ride!
I found this really great post on how to communicate with an escort. Well worth a read!
Master Escort Communication: Confidence, Ettiquette and Unforgettable Experiences
Just gave myself a bit of a fright – I thought that my email newsletter provider had deleted my account! Adult content tends to be frowned upon with a lot of providers, so thought it was because of this.
Don’t worry, though. It was just my stupidity and me forgetting which email I used to sign up 🤦♀️
As you were.
10.11.24
Saw this on Facebook and it made me smile!
02.11.24
I’m getting a bit fed up of the amount of timewasters I’m getting. I have a list of generic responses that I can just copy and paste to said timewasters now. Bit sad that I have to do this really, isn’t it? At this rate I don’t envision being a ‘companion’ for much longer, to be honest.
11.10.24
Nerdy moment – just ordered myself a proper *expensive* planner to organise my life!
Nerd moment over!
24.09.24
What is this cat doing??
21.09.24
Sniggering reference to a recent blog post.
20.09.24
Went for a lovely walk today around Wollaton Park:
There’s nothing like having this sort of park on your doorstep ❤️
14.09.24
It’s been a while since a had a mundane update!
1. I’m going back to supply teaching which I’m looking forward to!
2. Just updated the gallery with a new pic. Check it out here.
01.09.24
Would anyone be interested in writing a guest post for this blog?
If you’re interested, please do email me with your ideas and samples. Contact me here.
Themes/content could include:
- Sex toy reviews (especially male sex toys)
- Sharing stories and experiences with escorts/as an escort
- Cultural perspectives around escorting (both as a punter or escort)
Those are just a few ideas I’ve had, but I’m absolutely open to anything you want to share.
Let me know!
26.08.24
Just something for *a minority of you reading this* to digest 👍
25.08.24
Gizmo’s legs looked so derpy that I had to take multiple pictures and then make a GIF.
Enjoy!
24.08.24
It’s been a little while since I’ve updated here!
Can I take a minute to blow my own trumpet?
I love this photo I took of myself recently:
Oh, and this one too:
Here are a few links you might want to check out if you like what you see:
Oh, and this:
My recent stay at a hotel doing my incalls meant I needed to eat. The pink lemonade and tuna panini cost me nearly 9 quid! Absolute bloody rip-off.
That’s all.
13.08.24
The blog continues to get fantastic reviews from people, of which I am still blown away by!
This is a snippet from an email I got, which has really made my day:
“I have just read and admired the best profile of all time… You come across as a very intelligent and genuine young lady”
Thank you!
In other news…
Just a little bit proud of this since I flipping hate taking my own picture 👍
It’s 6.30pm now and I’ve just discovered I put my pants on the wrong way around…
09.08.24
This was a delightful message I received at 01:00 just now:
There are a few points to digest here:
- “I want a piece of that ass”
- “Where are you”
- “IAM hard and ready”
If you have any form of respect for me, you’ll never address me in this way.
And the response to my reply, “So sorry.”
Oh, fuck off. Don’t emotionally manipulate me.
👍
On that note… Don’t hound me with messages, finally telling me I’m purposely ignoring you; in your opinion.
Then, don’t threaten me with negative feedback because I’ve not replied to you.
Emotional blackmail doesn’t work on me, love. 👍👍
If you want to read more on this topic, click here.
07.08.24
I’ve booked a hotel for Thursday the 15th August for incalls! Get in touch if you want to arrange something (highly recommended).
05.08.24
Decided to take a walk around Wollaton Park today! Gor a few miles done and took a few photos:
05.08.24
Embarrassed for those that are actually educated in the UK right now:
04.08.24
I started this blog 9 days ago and as of right now, at 12.15am, this what I can see:
I am absolutely delighted by these numbers! Thank you to each and every person that has tuned in to read my mediocre, sarcastic and often too honest writing ❤️
03.08.24
Just uploaded to my private gallery and a new movie (a bargain at 3 credits (pounds) for 24 hours)…
you can view it here ❤️
02.08.24
Keyboard update: the keyboard now has a mind of its own. When typing, it includes random letters and spaces. ‘Spose that’s what I get for buying a keyboard for a tenner ha.
The sky was particularly beautiful tonight!
30.07.24
My keyboard is working again! Think the wine had finally evaporated 😂
I’ve also been feeling a bit gross in myself recently so I’ve signed up to a gym, am eating healthier and looking forward to getting out of the house a bit more. This was tonight’s dinner:
28.07.24
Just a cat enjoying his towel
Further cat conundrum
*Update on blogging setup*
I spilt wine on my brand new keyboard (I’ve only owned it a day), and it is now broken.
Such is my life 😂
27.07.24
My current blog-writing setup:
This professional setup involves:
– Bluetooth wireless keyboard
– Five year old tablet
– Phone stand that shouldn’t be used for five-year-old tablets
– Amazon packaging to stabilise the stand holding the five-year-old tablet, phone stand and balanced precariously on my lap.
Ridiculously amazing, I know.
*The End*
(For now)