Forbidden Fridays #17

Good evening all and happy Friday! Hope you’ve had a good week?

Currently, I’m busy working full time at my day job. Although it’s been knackering and have been walking two to 3 miles a day (yes, my feet have been killing by the end of the day), I’ve really enjoyed it.

But, that doesn’t mean I’ve not forgotten about this blog!

I’ve got a few updates to talk about, first of all.

The first is that I finally completed part two and 3 of the erotica I’ve been writing. Part 2 and 3 are definitely better quality than the first!

If you wanted to have a read, here are all three parts (start with part 1 if you’re new to it):

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The Message: A Short Erotic Story – Part 1

The Message: A Short Erotic Story – Part 2

The Message: A Short Erotic Story – Part 3

Thank you to everybody that has spent the time reading it! So far, feedback has been great. Thank you so much, it’s massively appreciated ❤️

The next update that I wanted to talk about today is a bit of an anomaly that started either late last night/early this morning (UK time).

Let me tell you the story.

As you know, I’ve been back working full time. I’m up at 6.30am every morning now, to get to work for 7.30am at the very latest. As such, I’ve been shattered by the time 8 or nine pm rolls around.

So, I’ve been going to sleep around this time and getting a full 8 hours sleep (great!). However, if I’ve been asleep for 8pm, I’ve been waking up at 4 or five am (not so great). The cats know I’m awake, and I’m bullied into feeding them if I don’t want to be pestered until I do.

Anyway. This morning was a similar affair.

However, this morning I decided to check on the blog stats, as I often do in the morning. I think it was around 4.15am.

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Imagine my surprise when this blog’s page view count was already in the 40s. If this doesn’t sound like a lot to you, to put these numbers into perspective, usually there is between 0-2 page views by 7am. Usually by 1 person.

Investigative Lexi kicked in and I started to delve into these numbers. Turns out, 99% of these were coming from a website called Substack.com, and Google Analytics told me that viewer location was the United States. Makes sense why so many were viewing the blog during my night time.

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Anyway, Ive never heard of this website in my life. Have you? Apparently Substack (according to the company’s website) is: an online platform that allows writers, journalists, and other content creators to: publish newsletters, establish a subscription-based audience, manage subscriptions, and monetize content via subscriptions

Unfortunately, the app I use to write blog posts (the one I’m currently using to write this post), and Google Analytics can’t show me the exact post that is currently sending people here. I’ve tried searching on Google, and on Substack’s website for the post that links this blog to no avail.

It seems the post that was shared is the one I wrote about making your cum taste better.

If any tech whiz is reading this right now, please could you see if you can find the post on Substack that shared that post? Pretty please? I’d really like to know!

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Not only is it skewing my blog stats (the people coming from there only stay a few seconds, meaning these visitors probably aren’t interested in my blog), but, from what I’ve read about Substack, there could be the potential that someone might be making money from linking my post (somehow).

I’d just like to get to the bottom of it!

Right. Updates over!

Back to a bit of naughtiness for your Friday evening.

I have a few silly adult memes to show you today.