The musings of a naughty English rose…
The musings of a naughty English rose…
I first learned about the invention of the vibrator through watching a documentary produced by Channel 4 or 5. I can’t remember which one. I do know it’s probably one of those, though, because they tend to show explicit documentaries you definitely wouldn’t see on the BBC or ITV (I’m UK based if you hadn’t […]
Have you ever wanted to explore having sex in riskier and more public/outdoor places? I know I have. I particularly enjoy the fantasy of having risky outdoor sex, but rarely follow through with it. For me, the fantasy of outdoor sex is more thrilling than actually going through with it. A Vice writer has actually […]
Have you ever wondered what sploshing (food sex) is like? I know I have! Here is the low-down on a recent experience I had. First of all, I’d never taken part in sploshing before. Sploshing is a fetish that involves different types of food with different textures, liquids, temperatures, etc. We’re talking fruit like strawberries/raspberries, […]
What motivates you (me)? Another WordPress prompt that I felt compelled to answer! I suppose I’m still a bit unsure as to the direction I want to take my blog. So, what actually motivates me? Why do I keep writing here? On the one hand, I want to provide a tongue-in-cheek account from a working […]
What do you enjoy most about writing? I decided to use another of WordPress’ prompts as the question piqued my interest. As such, it necessitated verbal diarrhea in my brain that required me to force my figurative diarrhea onto you, my lovely readers. Aren’t you the lucky ones?! If you’d rather not read and have […]
Have you ever wondered what your cum actually tastes like? Would you want to slurp it up? As a ‘lady of the night’, there’s no hiding the fact that I come (pun intended) into contact with a lot of man-juice as part of my job. And, I have to say that, taste and smell varies […]
Have you ever wondered whether penis size really does matter? Have you ever wondered what an escort might say? Have I got the intel for you! I’ve been asked this (many times) in the past, and I always say the same thing. No. Size definitely doesn’t matter, and there is a bunch of information on […]
This anonymous submission to the blog brings a unique perspective into what it’s like to have an escort as a partner/wife. It’s an interesting and insightful read, and a topic that comes up often as part of my work. I’m a normal guy with a normal job. I just happen to have a partner who […]
Last week, I asked my beloved readers (you) what questions you had for an escort, sex worker, or anyone working in the sex industry. This kind of post was always one of the posts I’d been so looking forward to writing about. But, I’d realised that I couldn’t even begin to start writing without finding […]
I wrote a post recently talking about the things that I love about the sex industry. Today, I’d like to talk about some of the things I don’t love. *warning* I’m probably about to burst a few bubbles here. Being an escort and a newly-started sex blogger absolutely has some fantastic highlights. But, there are […]