
Do you fancy spicing up your bedroom antics with some new positions to try? Well, have I got news for you!
It’s my job, as your honest sex worker-cum-blogger (yes, that is correct grammatical formatting ha), that I take it upon myself to help you open up new experiences in the bedroom.
A good way to do this is by talking through potential new sex positions you might want to try.
I have selected these sex positions based on a beginner- friendly basis, and how well-known they are. After all, none of us really have gymnastic elastic bodies, and we all know about the typical cowgirl/missionary/oral, etc. positions.

Oh, and don’t worry, each position comes with diagrams to help you recreate them in the bedroom. I’m helpful (I stole them) like that.
The following sex positions have been gratefully stolen from other sources, from here and here.
The Chairman

The aim of this post is to help you spice up your sex life with as little props needed as possible. Therefore, I chose “The Chairman”’ because you don’t actually need a chair to get yourselves in this position.
This sex position requires beginner levels of agility, and involves the woman riding the man. This position can be performed on a chair, but also absolutely on the bed.

What’s important here is that the woman gets to be in control. She gets to direct the deepness, the angle and the rhythm. Let her take control. Don’t be tempted to use your hands to direct her hip movements.
Let her ride you to her orgasm. A little clit play most definitely will not go amiss here.
The Pretzel

I’m pretty sure that most of you reading this recognises this position. But, how often do you actually get your woman into this intimate pose?
Past experience tells me that it’s not enough.
The aim of this game is to start in the missionary position. Then, whilst you’re still inside her, pull one of her legs up so it’s now wrapped around the other side of your hip.

This’ll change the angle of your penis, giving a deeper sensation for her.
Hold her leg whilst you thrust inside her. I promise you that you’ll both feel more intimate together in this position, as well as experiencing a different kind of orgasm.
The spider

This sex position is another you might recognise, but not one you’d initially think of.
*Side note for women* don’t fart in his face, it might kill the mood.
Anyway, guide your woman to lay on her back with her knees apart and raised.
Then, slide your legs underneath her knees, like the image shown. You might have to shuffle a bit to reach penetration.
From past experience, this position is a lot of fun to get into, as well as a good vantage point for him.
Missionary with a pillow

Does what it says on the tin.
This is your bog-standard missionary, just with a pillow underneath her hips.

The benefits of this mean that you’ll be hitting her G-spot, getting deep inside her, and allows for clit play at the same time. That’s if you can find it.
Kneeling amazon

*Disclaimer*
The first thing I’d like to say is that I really dislike these sex positions involving the word ‘amazon’. Don’t know why, I tried to think of some other names, but I gave up. I’m just not that imaginative.

So, let’s discuss kneeling amazon.
This sex position is more of a female dominant role.
Get your man to lay on his back and pull his legs back as shown in the diagram. Then, slowly slide on top of him, making sure your legs are on the outside of his body.
You get to control how deep you want to go, as well as how fast or slow depending on how you like it. Get him to rub your clit at the same time, or get your vibrator on it.
Reverse amazon

See above, but in reverse.
Get yourself (men I’m talking to you now) on your back and pull your knees towards your chest.
Your woman will then lower herself onto your hard cock, knees on the bed and feet near your chest.
She can then bounce to her heart’s content, letting her play with her clit as desired.

Well, that’s all folks!
I really hope you’ve enjoyed reading about how to spice up your playful, naughty life through different sexual positions.
Bonking doesn’t have to be boring.
Why not try a few of these spicy positions with your partner/fuck buddy/palm/sex doll/fleshlight, whatever the hell it is that you get yourself off with?
What have you got to lose?!
And finally, if you decide to book me, maybe we can try a few of these together?
Toodledo
Lexi Rose xx
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