Have you ever wondered how you should converse with an escort?
Oh, don’t you worry.
I’ve got you covered.
If you struggle with conversational skills, Auntie Lexi has got ya.
Here’s not what to do:
Don’t get me wrong: he knew I wrote a blog and that equals bonus browny points.
But, when I asked for a date and time; the silence was deafening.
Actual radio silence.
I don’t care about your fetishes or fantasies, unless that involves you booking me.
Even worse, dear friends:
That was my response to various requests from a member around role play, phone numbers, car meets, etc.
The number of ‘lol’s was fully intentional, by the way.
You, my educated reader, will understand the context around my reply.
So, yeah.
This is how not to book/contact/converse with an escort.
Toodles,
Lexi Rose
Xx
