Happy Friday all!
As you may have gathered, I’ve struggled to keep the blog as updated as I used to. Next week is the last week of work before the holidays and I’m definitely feeling it. Very much ready for two weeks off!
Saying that, now I’ve sat down after getting home from work knowing I can really relax, the word-juices seem to be flowing. Or, at least, I’m feeling a little more drawn to putting words onto electronic paper.
Not to be confused with other juices, mind. Get your head out of the gutter please, you filthy animal.
Anyway.
Let’s do another Forbidden Fridays.
If you’ve not seen any of these before, I share updates, pictures, videos and links that have taken my fancy over the past week. Some more naughty than others.
Firstly, want to hear a joke I made up as a kid and still think it’s ridiculously clever?
Of course you do!
Please try and contain your excitement…
What do you call a man with a packet of crisps on his head?
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Russell
If you don’t get it, which I completely understand as it is a pretty poor attempt at a joke, Russell is a man’s name. Also, packets of crisps tend to make a rustling sound. Other things that tend to make a rustling sound might include: carrier bags, leaves, paper, etc.
Hence… ‘Russell’.
Har har.
Anyway, moving swiftly on.
I have a few thought-provoking sentences to get your mind whirring. Must be the teacher in me.
Ready?
Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is still completely full.
I’ve definitely never thought about that before.
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Another one that I’d never considered before!
Okay.
Now that I’ve rambled on a bit, let’s move to some more on-topic discoveries I’ve found for you.
For the women reading this, here is a link I’d like to you check out when you can. I’ve included a description to peruse at your leisure.
Be Positive – The Pleasure Project: founded by Annie in 2004, this women-centred sex positive website has a wealth of information to check out. Annie, the founder, has a vast CV including numerous peer-reviewed articles for respected journals, promotes sexual pleasure and education, and much more.
I most certainly plan on delving more into The Passion Project.
For the men that read this blog, I thought it would be useful to share an article around male sex positivity. It’s not something that, on first thoughts, has a male focus. Mostly because sex positivity has tended to (in the past) have a female focus.
But, sex positivity should be for all genders and sexes. Here is a great in-depth article for you to read: Mel Magazine – A Gentleman’s Guide to Sex Positivity. It’s a long one and you have to contend with ads, but I still wholeheartedly recommend taking a look.
Sex Positions Club – 79 Kinky & Crazy Sex Positions for Most Freaky and Wild Sex: this article does come with a caveat – don’t expect mind-blowing orgasms. But, there are 79 new positions to try, each with handy diagram to help you along the way. Please don’t break your back trying these – I take no responsibility for any harm done during such sex positions.
Finally, you might already know that I do love a terrible erotica quote.
Feast your eyes on this:
Now you know why I hope that my erotica doesn’t end up being compared to the well-known poorly written soft-porn book-turned-film.
Who knew that the helicopter was built for sex?! I must have spent my whole life until now living under a rock.
On that note, if you’ve not read my erotica yet, this is a little shameless plug.
I’ve now made images to go with each one, just click the image for the one you want:
That’s all, folks!
I hope you’ve enjoyed reading, and do let me know your thoughts! I always like reading your comments.
Toodledo,
Lexi Rose
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