Some of you have already listened to me moan about this particular vibrator in person. But, I wanted to review this sex toy fairly and honestly, since it definitely does have positives.
Today, I’m talking about one of Lovehoney’s wand vibrators coming in at 69.99, although I did get it at half price at the time.
Before I delve into the pros and cons of this specific vibrator, I have a few, rather important, points to make about Lovehoney as a company.
Firstly, I bought my first ever dildo from Lovehoney, centuries ago, when I was 17. We’re talking early 2000s. 2005 to be exact. It arrived in plain packaging, which I was so grateful for as I still lived with my mum at the time. I got questions from her of course, but I was able to deflect them at the time.
Since then, I’ve only ever bought vibrators online from Lovehoney. Not just for me, I’ve ordered for friends, too. I’ve bought lube, condoms and have read and watched their in-depth content. It’s both thorough and relatable.
I love both the products and content that Lovehoney produces.
No, I have no affiliate connection (they actually declined me when I applied!), nor am I trying to make money by writing this post.
So.
Without further adieu, let’s review.
Lovehoney’s Dream Wand.
Here are some pics:
Here are the key features as described by Lovehoney:
- Travel-friendly mini USB rechargeable massage wand vibrator for on-the-go pleasure
- 7 vibration patterns with 4 intensity levels each for heavenly pleasure sessions
- Perfect first toy for all genders, for solo and couple’s play Ideal for taking with you on weekends away
- Simple-to-use push button controls USB rechargeable, for use anywhere in the world
This all sounds great.
These are the specifics:
The pros
1. It’s rechargeable – having to replace my previous vibrators with batteries (and that’s if I bought the right one) is a pain in the arse. I always forgot to buy replacement batteries.
2. Although I only ever use the same setting with my vibrators (constant vibration), you have lots to choose from.
3. It’s powerful. I orgasmed within three minutes of use on the 3rd vibration setting. It led to multiple orgasms thereafter.
4. It has a smooth feeling to it, one I quite like.
The cons
1. The battery life is awful. You get 45 minutes of use, but it starts to lose it’s charge before then and you can tell.
2. It claims the charge time is 16 hours, but I’ve left it longer than that and it still hadn’t fully charged. The light is supposed to go off when fully charged, but I’ve only ever seen that once. I’ve no idea how long it’d been on charge by that point but it was definitely over 16 hours.
In a nutshell, expect a full charge in about 16 months, not hours.
Overall
In conclusion, this wireless, rechargeable wand packs a punch in terms of vibration.
However, if patience isn’t your strong point like me, you’ll probably get a bit frustrated with it’s charging time.
I wouldn’t buy it full price, but if it did go on offer again I’d say give it a go.
I hope this review was useful!
Toodledo,
Lexi Rose
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