Have you ever wondered what sploshing (food sex) is like?
I know I have!
Here is the low-down on a recent experience I had.
First of all, I’d never taken part in sploshing before.
Sploshing is a fetish that involves different types of food with different textures, liquids, temperatures, etc.
We’re talking fruit like strawberries/raspberries, chocolate, whipped cream, chocolate flavoured whipped cream, and potentially (as my client advised me), bananas and firmer food like carrots.
As an escort, I’ve been approached about this before, but they never actually resulted in a meeting.
That was until very recently. I finally got to have a go at sploshing, and I was pleasantly surprised.
The preparation
As I don’t do incalls from my home, I’d booked a hotel for the sploshing experience.
My client brought strawberries and raspberries, chocolate flavoured squirty cream, and a gift for me (which was so lovely of them!).
I was a bit worried about the possible mess that might have been left from sploshing, and I’d raised this prior to the meet. My client was very understanding, so we agreed that towels would need to be laid out.
The last thing I wanted was for any mess to be left that their underpaid cleaners had to clean up.
The food
Prior to the meeting, we had talked about what food would be involved. The communication was great throughout, which I definitely appreciated. I definitely felt like an amateur!
As I’d never done sploshing before, I wanted to start off with the basics. We agreed on fruit and whipped cream.
The overall experience
Of course I’m not going to discuss the actual details of the booking, but I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed it.
The whipped cream just reminded me of lube. We all know that using lube shouldn’t be an ego-busting thing, it only adds to the experience. The whipped cream felt like this. Plus, it tasted nice!
It was, overall, a fun experience.
Also, eating fresh fruit as part of a booking was new to me. Being able to enjoy fruit with a client made me feel so much more relaxed. It didn’t feel rushed, and neither of us were particularly clock-watching.
The worries I had (probably unfounded, but were big things for me)
There are a few things that definitely caused a bit of anxiety for me afterwards.
As you can imagine, chocolate flavoured squirty cream had a brown colour. Basically poo-coloured 😂
The squirty cream got to places that weren’t covered by the towels. I even noticed some on the wall hours later (only a little streak, but still). Brown coloured stains just don’t look good, and I worried about what the cleaners thought when faced with it the next day.
Strawberries are red-coloured. Even some strawberry juices got on the pillows, leaving a bright red stain.
So, not only were there poo-coloured stains on the bedding, but now also bright red drops, too.
My client did remind me that I’d paid for this room when I raised my worries, which did put my mind at rest. But I did worry about what people might have thought seeing this.
Also, I really can’t stomach a lot of chocolate-flavoured or sweet things nowadays. I was feeling sick quite early on. If you’re like me, it might be best to avoid very sweet food items.
Would I recommend sploshing?
My final point is whether I would recommend it or not.
I really surprised myself with how much I enjoyed it. I think we should all try something once!
So, yes. I would definitely recommend trying sploshing! It feels fun, silly, and could be your new fetish.
Reflections for next time
– Bring plastic sheets with me. My anxieties around mess will be quashed with a plastic sheet.
– Try and procure more towels from the cleaners
– Don’t involve anything too sweet next time. My stomach can’t handle it 😂
– Try other food items next time. I’d like to try savoury items next
I hope you’ve enjoyed reading this! ❤️
That’s all folks.
Lexi Rose
Xx
