Lexi Rose
The naughty musings of an English Rose
Recent Blog Posts
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A Compilation of Blog Posts/Articles By Category
Writing the last Forbidden Fridays, I realised it might be useful for you (and me) to be able to easily navigate to topics on this blog based on the area of interest. A painstaking task, but most definitely worth it. FYI: if the post covers a few topics, I grouped it based on the main…
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A Compilation of Nicknames for the One-Eyed Snake
Ever wanted to see a comprehensive list of all of the names we have for the penis, pee-pee, trouser snake, etc.? Read my compilation of nicknames for the vajayjay here, if you’re interested. Like before, behold, here is a mega list I’ve compiled of all of the names we have for the humble schlong. Anaconda…
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What Not to Say to an Escort Part 2
Have you ever wondered how you should converse with an escort? Oh, don’t you worry. I’ve got you covered. If you struggle with conversational skills, Auntie Lexi has got ya. Here’s not what to do: Don’t get me wrong: he knew I wrote a blog and that equals bonus browny points. But, when I asked…
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Forbidden Fridays #23
Happy Friday all! So the last time I wrote a Forbidden Fridays post was on the 20th December 😱 (read here). It’s been a real struggle, I’ll be honest! But, lucky for you, dear reader, I’m off for the next week now and I finally feel able to share a few bits and bobs! I…