How to Book An Escort

Right, my dearest readers.

I already know that the majority of you reading my blog right now probably don’t even need to take my advice around booking an escort.

That’s because you’ve actually spent time reading my profile, and have discovered this blog.

You, my loves, make up around 10% of the people that I probably end up meeting.

Even after:

  • Setting outcalls rates on my AW profile only, showing that I don’t do incalls, otherwise my incall rates would be shown
  • Outlining my schedule for the next 7 days, or more, in the text on the profile stating ‘outcall only’ on EACH day
  • Highlighting any incall dates VERY clearly
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I still get texts, WhatsApps and AW emails contrary to the above. 

I might be preaching to the converted here if you’re reading this, because you already know how to book an escort (and I’m thankful for that), but I really wanted to talk about it today.

D’ya know what?

I could end this blog post right now by just copy-pasting what I asked in Chat GPT:

What is a good first message to an escort I want to book?

When reaching out to an escort, it’s important to be polite, respectful, and clear about your intentions. 

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Here’s a suggestion for a good first message:

Subject: Booking Inquiry “Hello [Escort’s Name], I hope you’re doing well. My name is [Your Name], and I came across your profile. 

I would like to inquire about your availability for [specific date and time] and your rates for a [duration of the session].

Please let me know if you’re available and if there’s any additional information you need from me.

Thank you, and I look forward to hearing from you.”

This message is respectful, concise, and directly communicates your interest in a booking while allowing room for further discussion.

Well done Chat GPT, you did good. That’s exactly how to do it.

*Important point I need to make* Can you believe that Chat GPT needed grammar and punctuation corrections (you can’t see them, I already sorted them)? 😂

As a bit of a luddit, I would have thought it would have learned this by now… anyway. I digress.

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If you’ve scroll-skipped past all of that italic text, I don’t blame you.

Let’s summarise what it said:

Address the escort by name

You have no idea how important this is to us. If you don’t, we know it’s a copy/paste job and most definitely ends up in a no go. If you can’t be arsed to even copy/paste your message and then change the name, that is flippin’ lazy. We can’t even be arsed with you. Harsh view, yes, but it’s the bare minimum.

Polite pleasantries asking how we are, go down well. 

That is all.

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Introducing yourself is good

Even if it’s not your real name. We get it.

Include a specific date and time you’d like to book for

The holy grail of escort booking encompasses this point.

Ask for rates

Although this is found on my profile, so not necessarily needed for me, the courtesy is welcome.

Ask if the escort wants any more info

Purely out of politeness.

I appreciate this a lot. Usually I never need more info, unless it’s directions that the sat nav doesn’t provide.

Yes – I look up your address in advance, sometimes I check out street view, if able, so I can anxiously plan for the trip. This is because I hate being late. Again, I’ll explain ADHD in another post, but my earliness can be explained.

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Ending with a thank you

Maybe even a ‘kiss’ or two, e.g. xx, always comes across well with me.

At the end of the day, I’m a human being. I like to build connections with the people I see, and that starts through our AW email/text/WhatsApp communication.

Plus, it doesn’t stop once I’ve left. Might just be me, but where appropriate, I like to send a quick message after the event. Yes, it’s a transaction, but it’s not really, is it?

So, there you have it. If you want to be the supreme escort-booker, do exactly as above. I/we will thank you for it.

Much love,

Lexi Rose xx

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